My sister just taught me how to make a paper...
And I am now gonna use this newfound skill to shower all my friends in little tiny cranes - especially Maddy, because she hates my affection :D [And my happiness ^w^ ]
When I'm older and I have my own place to live, I...
I don’t care if the area is horrible or the view is shit, I just want to be able to see the sky. I need to be as close as I can to the sky. Cause sometimes, I feel like I’m just gonna fly away.
When you hear your mom approaching your room...
fuckyeahlaughters: crazytherese: WHICH TAB IS SAFE?? WHICH TAB MAKES ME LOOK THE MOST PURE?! WHAT TAB DO I PUT IT ON? .
My mum has finished off a bottle of wine, so I...
I <3 stealing things from drunk people :) Seriously guys, don’t get drunk around me. I will take your shit :)
I just beat my sister to the ground with some...
No context needed. It’s exactly how it sounds, yay abuse :)
Ummm, not quite...
“It’s a girl thing. We don’t like starting the conversation because we like to feel like you want to talk to us. We like to feel like the wait was worth something. We like feeling like you’ve waited for us like we’ve waited for you. But the number one reason we hate talking first is because we hate to seem needy or clingy. That’s why we’re scared. Cause to us, being needy and obsessive...
I make myself happy by finding little things in my...
I set my alarm half an hour earlier than I need to get up every day, so I can appreciate sleeping I eat at least one unhealthy thing a day, because I appreciate damn good tasting food I compliment at least one person a day, because I appreciate beautiful people (inside and outside) I help at least one person a day, because I appreciate it when people help me I smile/dance/hum out loud as much...
And one day you’ll find a heart that feels and loves and beats for only...
I found this quite funny (dying of laughter) →
"From the good times to the bad ideas"
In life, it's best not to look too closely at...
You don’t need to know the cellular structure of the muscle fibres in your legs to be able to walk, so you don’t need to know everything about life to live. Just wing it, man :)
Ohgodohgodohgodohfuckfuckfuckfuckshitshitshitbollocksfuckohfuckohgoodnessohgodohfuck. It would appear, I have lost my edge on things :/
I have a suntan
And it’s from sitting by the window in the library… says it all really
So basically, I’m a disgusting person and cba to ever clean my room. So instead of trying to help me out, my mum always leaves the clean washing in a washing basket on the floor in my room. However, along with being disgusting, I am also goddamn lazy, and thus, I never get round to putting my clothes away. And by the time mum needs the basket again, to distribute more clothes throughout the...
I've been making rice-crispy cakes
And I have so much chocolate on my hands it’s like I’ve been giving handjobs to the Nesquick bunny
The 3 things to say to make a psychology grad...
1: “So you can read my mind then?” [No, that would make me a psychic…] 2: “So you’re going to counsel crazy people?” [No, that would make me a psychiatrist…] 3: “Does that mean you’re crazy?” [Possibly, most psychologists are. But I think you’re talking about being psychotic…]
I love it when you're so drunk
That when you lay back into your mattress, it feels like you’re falling through space :)
that I was just sick, started crying “anger tears” and now have a nosebleed. Urgh. Fuck this shit.
Sooo, at my college there are these automatic doors, which you need a student card to open. Everyone runs to these doors to get in between them before they close so we don’t have to get our student cards out (kinda works like a lift, you put your hand in the gap, the doors open again, sorta thing). Aaaaanyway, I was crippling along and I noticed the doors were about to close, but I was too...
I don't want a relationship with someone who pays...
I just want someone who I can just simply enjoy myself around, and can accept that I don’t need to be treated like a princess to achieve that :)
Sooooo, I used have a stalker, who would cycle to...
And he is now following me on tumblr … awkward times… And so, Maddy, thank you for enlightening me about the block button :)